Thursday, January 7, 2016

That sh*t's dangerous!

Scene one:
Random Person: How'd you hurt your knee?
Athlete: I was training for a marathon and developed patella tendinitis.
Random Person: Well, I hope you feel better and can get back to running soon.

Scene two:
Random Person: How'd you hurt your knee?
Athlete: I was playing tennis and tore my ACL.
Random Person: Well, I hope you feel better and can get back to playing soon.

Scene three:
Random Person: How'd you hurt your knee?
Athlete: I was snow skiing on vacation and wiped out.Tore my ACL, MCL, & Meniscus!
Random Person: Well, I hope you feel better and can get back to skiing soon.

Scene four:
Random Person: How'd you hurt your knee?
Athlete: I was playing golf and tweaked my knee while reaching down to the ball.
Random Person: Well, I hope you feel better and can get back to playing soon.

Scene five:
Random Person: How'd you hurt your knee?
Athlete: Man, I was going for a PR Clean and Jerk, and fell catching the clean. It's just tweaked a bit.
Random Person: OH MY GOD! CrossFit?!? That shit is dangerous! You are going to hurt yourself if you don't stop!

Sunday, January 3, 2016

2015 In Review!

We knew you guys were strong, but WOW! You all lifted 1,000,000 pounds! You had 2400 PRs! And look at that most PRd lift! Who would have thought! (In the pie chart, 'other' refers to complexes like the 3 position squat snatch. Stay tuned because we have a few more of these little nuggets coming!