Thursday, January 7, 2016

That sh*t's dangerous!

Scene one:
Random Person: How'd you hurt your knee?
Athlete: I was training for a marathon and developed patella tendinitis.
Random Person: Well, I hope you feel better and can get back to running soon.

Scene two:
Random Person: How'd you hurt your knee?
Athlete: I was playing tennis and tore my ACL.
Random Person: Well, I hope you feel better and can get back to playing soon.

Scene three:
Random Person: How'd you hurt your knee?
Athlete: I was snow skiing on vacation and wiped out.Tore my ACL, MCL, & Meniscus!
Random Person: Well, I hope you feel better and can get back to skiing soon.

Scene four:
Random Person: How'd you hurt your knee?
Athlete: I was playing golf and tweaked my knee while reaching down to the ball.
Random Person: Well, I hope you feel better and can get back to playing soon.

Scene five:
Random Person: How'd you hurt your knee?
Athlete: Man, I was going for a PR Clean and Jerk, and fell catching the clean. It's just tweaked a bit.
Random Person: OH MY GOD! CrossFit?!? That shit is dangerous! You are going to hurt yourself if you don't stop!